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JUST SOME STUPID PICK UP LINES NOT WORTH LOOKING AT
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
5. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
6. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
7. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
8. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
9. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
10. Baby, you must be tired cuz you have been running through my mind all night!!
Why do mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have u ever seen a mexican do anything right!
Knock, knock
Whos there?
You want to buy a kitten?
You want to buy a kitten who?
Make pretty pet.
Im allergic to cats.
Taste good, too?
Knock, knock
Whos there?
You sure you dont want buy a little kitten?
Yes, Im sure.
Could make one cute fuzzy glove?
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
And now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
Hey diddle diddle
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed
To see such fun
And the cat died of electric shock
Mary had a little lamb
and she had a duck
she placed them on the window sill
to see if they would F*ck
10 things in Golf that Sound Dirty
1. look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes i can barley walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty i can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and sperad your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired
8. Just turn you back and drop it.
9. Hold up. i've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, i missed the hold again.
Comedy central
Why did the lettcue close his eyes?
Because he did'nt want to see the salad dressing!
sunshine
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IF THE OCEAN WERE VODKA
AND I WERE A DUCK
I'D SWIM TO THE BOTTOM
AND NEVER COME UP
BUT THE OCEANS NOT VODKA
AND IM NOT A DUCK
SO PASS ME THE BOTTLE
AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.
sunshine
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| Home quick fix |
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Big Mary
Mary had a little lamb,
a little toast,
a little jam,
a little pizza
and some cake,
some French fries
and a chocolate shake,
a little burger
on a bun.
And that's why Mary
weighs a ton.
Copyright; Bill Dodds
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