The FAQ's of Beaner.
What is a Beaner? A mexican
Where did Beaner and Master Dalton come from?
I'll answer that later in a story!
but ok heres the story
ok beaner came from my good friend...lets call his carlos....ok blah blah he calles me beaner no prob..just jokin around...so we decide to take it to the next level one day someone asked why u call him a beaner so he exclaimed im a dirty mexican.. i ran across the border..haha all fun...so he meets this girl through a friend and he talks to her on the phone and he always refers to me as beaner..so one day she asked "whats a beaner"? so he came up with this great story... he was oh..my beaner i bought him at the flea market...see there was this cowboy guy yellin at him and was like u stupid mexica u cant do anything right....and then he hit him..and i was like hey man u cant do that..and the guy was like u want him hes usless to me i 'll sell him to u for 4$..so i was like ok..and so thats how he got his beaner....and the thing was she belived the story then she said "but aint that like slavery"? but he explained it ok though he better off with me....and so then came the time for him to meet her...so the plot was for me to stay quite and only speak spanish..but i can understand english..that was the plot...so she came over and he starts to boss me around and i do stuff for him and you know act like a slave...and she really didnt know what to do...so we as we leave we got in her car and..well she actually changed the music to the spanish station...just to make me feel a little more at home i guess...i dunno..so we take her to go see her friend and her friend was in on the whole thing...so i order in spanish and u know only spanish the whole night....so my friend leaves and they start to talk about him and she was like you know he knows fluent english..but i play it off...its cool...so the night starts to come to an end she dosent really know what to think...and we dont know what she thinks because she never called back....and thats how the beaner name got started...and is still going..everywhere i go it hey its "Beaner" so i go by beaner..thats what u can call me!!!!
Oh and dont mind the spelling memer im a Beaner!!
More stories to come!!!
